Monthly Archive for May, 2006

Put in place

CuntBoss (as I now refer to her, thanks to some mad txt msging with SpecialK) today got PUT IN HER PLACE!!!! Holy shit, it was the most awesome of all awesomes. It was, in fact, so awesome that I feel the need to swear needlessly, apparently. At any rate, here is how things have transpired [...]

10 Steps to Being Sublimely Happy

This this is almost a repost, but not really, because though the title is similar, the actual things on the list are decidedly different. That was a lot of commas. I should have probably semi-coloned. Or even started a new sentence. Anyway, here is the list: 10. Finish Book One of the Annoying Book Trifecta [...]

Scampi!?

TPO has this new habit. He likes to chew garlic. Now, being all up ons about the garlic, normally something silly like “garlic breath” doesn’t bother me. However, I feel I must justifiably draw a line at morning-garlic breath. I didn’t notice before we went to bed, but he had chewed some garlic a bit [...]

Demanding beaaatchhh

There’s this site – eventful.com – where you can go around demanding celebrities to visit your town. Thus far, I have two: Alton Brown Wil Wheaton Even if you live nowhere near Honolulu, you should click them and demand them for me because I live in a place where the majority of live entertainment that [...]

Who doesn’t?

I’m surprised the score isn’t higher – damn my “giving nature” when dealing with friends. I suppose this means I have some work to do in order to become a COMPLETELY heartless bitch. Damn You Are 40% Selfish In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well. But at times, you [...]

Hating the world

Yes, the two of you who frequent this site will notice that I haven’t updated in a few days. Well, a few weeks ago, I wrote that I hated everyone and I was pissed off at the world. At the time, I thought it was something that could have been attributed to … uhm… “seasonal [...]

Poor puppy

Cooper was neutered yesterday. Despite the fact that he’s been getting insanely hyper and… uhmm… “excited” over the past couple weeks (signalling that it was DEFINITELY time for The Snip) and we had been looking forward to the day with anticipation because it would ring in the era of a Calmer/Gentler Cooper, I am still [...]

Complaining

A few weeks ago, there was an opening for a Team Lead at the office. The moment the job opening was announced, I knew who was going to get the job – especially when it was mentioned that it was an internal job listing only. Now, mind you, as the new girl, I was not [...]

Jaded

Last night, I went to Safeway. For those not in the know, that’s a grocery store. I usually don’t shop there because compared to the Commissary, it’s quite expensive, but sometimes, at 10pm when the Commissary is closed and you realize that you are out of cat food because you keep forgetting to stop at [...]

Do they speak English in What?

If you don’t know where that quote comes from, you suck. Now, on to the post: Today I had to take TPO to the ship because he has duty, and I decided to stop for some breakfast at McD’s. For some reason, I decided to get pancakes (weird nostalgia moment, I guess) and decided to [...]

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