Somehow – and I have yet to figure it out – I have managed to beat the backwards-moving clock and make it to Friday. FINALLY. I don’t know why this week seemed to crawl by so slowly. By Wednesday I was wondering why it wasn’t Friday – and yesterday, I got confirmation that it wasn’t [...]
So, yesterday I was at work and spent all day being thrown off by the fact that it was only Wednesday. How it could possibly be only Wednesday when, surely, it was a Friday was beyond me… at least at first. However, I figured something out – something shocking and frightening and appalling all at [...]
SpecialK has heard this rant before because – well, she lives out here and she’s seen the commercial. However, I saw it again this morning and this time I paid extra close attention to it to make sure that I was actually seeing what I thought I saw. I was. The commercial is of a [...]
I totally do not know what to think of this: Your Inner European is Dutch! Open minded and tolerant. You’re up for just about anything. Who’s Your Inner European?
I don’t wanna talk about my issue yet, so let’s just say that I needed a REALLY good laugh. And, I got it. Today, I have read what is possibly the FUNNIEST line in any celebrity report ever written. Admittedly, the subject of the article is already pretty funny – the Coreys are back together [...]
So, yesterday I decide “wow, I’m using my cell phone a LOT lately… I should probably swap from a “pay per use” service to an actual rate plan. So I call my cell service provider to say “hey? let’s swap me over from my pre-paid plan to an actual rate plan!” Since the pre-paid plan [...]
I have two options at this point… and SpecialK knows the details. I can stay at my current job, dealing with CuntBoss and a Boozing-At-Work Big Boss (I swear, I was getting drunk off just her breath last week). The benefits are that this is a hell I know. The drawback is that it is [...]
It’s been awhile since I had one, so here goes: You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire.Your fortune: You need to take some time to [...]
So, I walk into the bathroom and one of the office girlies walks in at the same time and makes a remark about something. I promptly answer the question and then proceed to take the stall farthest away from the door. I figure that the office girlie will then get the hint, take the stall [...]
What do you do when one of your favorite people in the world is going through hell and there is nothing that this person will let you do to help (up to and including failing to tell you about the hell their life has become)? I’m at my wit’s end and the distance isn’t making [...]
