Froggie’s Lilypad

May you enjoy your feats of strength as you tell all the people around you how they’ve disappointed you throughout the year. Happy Festivus.

This is longer than 10 seconds. I have to tread carefully because I don’t want to give anything away. That said, my 10 second review is this: That was the most rotten piece of bullshit I have ever seen in my life! I want my money back, you sanctimonious asshole!! For a more uplifting and [...]

I’m a shithead. Most of you probably already knew that, though (I’m looking at you BDTM [assuming you even stop by here anymore]). That is all.

Conversation with a drive thru squawk box while making an office lunch run, in which theFrog finds herself shocked that she is surprised about Corporate stupidity. theFrog: ….and a double cheeseburger. SquawkBox: Would you rather get the McDouble instead? It’s 20 cents less. theFrog: What’s the difference? SquawkBox: Twenty cents. theFrog: No – I mean, is [...]

A month and a half ago, I wrote a post about my current struggle with completing a script. Actually, it was slightly more in depth than that, but that’s what it more or less boils down to: I need to finish this script… I’m SOOOOO CLOSE to finishing it that it’s stupid for me to [...]

Conversation with a co-worker during the lunch break at Friday’s quarterly employee training… where all the lowbies on the totem pole within our organization gather together from all the different sites and finally get to chat with each other face to face. Oh… and learn stuff. CheeseGrater: You know how when you take some playdough [...]

It’s official… I am not cooking this year. Nor am I going to someone else’s house where they are cooking. I have declared a moratorium on the event known as the Thanksgiving Day Feast. Instead, we shall have pizza and booze and make idiots out of ourselves by playing Rock Band.

The name is lame and I honestly don’t understand what’s so great about a lot of the stuff they’ve changed, but I’m totally on board now that I can watch Netflix movies on my Xbox.

There is a post over at Caulk Is Cheap that caught my eye and has spurred me to actually post the list I made years ago (after the first Transporter movie) of all the things I would do to Jason Statham if I ever got my hands on him (hint to Jason: stay the hell [...]

I was going to do it this year… but I find myself completely unable to devote any time to it. On the one hand (and especially after the last post I wrote), I desperately want to get a few stories that have been weighing heavily on my mind out of my head and onto some [...]